A few years ago I told you in 2013 about my wife's suggestions for the name controversy for the football team now called The Washington Football team.
(a) Just change the mascot to a red potato and then call them the Washington Redskin Potatoes... Cough, cough... and change the helmet design so that instead of the old one, it would now depict a ferocious-looking red skin potato!(b) She also thought of another great name option: The Washington Federals!