Monday, January 26, 2015
Call for Artists: Bethesda Painting Awards
DC in NYC
When in Rome... I mean Scotland...
Sheep in a field near Fettercairn, Angus, Scotland
26 x 40 inches, Pastel on paper, c. 1989
In a private collection in Edzell, Scotland
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Field off the A90, near Fettercairn, Angus, Scotland 12x40 inches. Watercolor on paper, c. 1990. In a private collection in Brooklyn, New York Blackface Highlanders, near Inverbervie, Angus, Scotland 12x40 inches. Watercolor on paper, c. 1990. In a private collection in Arbroath, Scotland |
Blackface Highlanders, near Glamis Castle, Forfar, Angus, Scotland 20x40 inches. Pen and ink wash on paper, c. 1992 In a private collection in Banff, Scotland |
Blackface Highlander, near Dunnottar Castle, Angus, Scotland 28x40 inches. Pen and ink on paper, c. 1991 In a private collection in Stonehaven, Scotland |
Blackface Highlanders, near Little Keithock Farmhouse, Brechin Road, Angus, Scotland 30x30 inches. Pen and ink wash on paper, c. 1990 In a private collection in St. Andrews, Scotland |
Sunday, January 25, 2015
Burns Night
I lived in a 307-year-old farmhouse in Scotland from 1989-1992. The farmhouse, which had a fireplace in almost every room, and two in the bathroom and two in the huge kitchen, was named Little Keithock Farmhouse and was full of ghosts, as my two daughters, Vanessa and Elise can testify to. That's my drawing of the house to the left.
My landlord (Mr. Stewart) was a really nice guy and a big wig in the nearest town, which was the most ancient village of Brechin, and in 1991 he invited me to the village's Burns Night and not only that, but also to its greatest honor: to deliver the Burns' ode to the haggis and then stab the beast... in case you don't know, the whole focus of the evening centers on the entrance of the haggis on a large platter to the haunting sounds of a piper playing bagpipes. As soon as the haggis is on the table, the host (in this case me) reads the "Address to a Haggis."
This is Robert Burns' ode written to that succulent Scottish dish. At the end of the reading, the haggis is ceremonially stabbed and sliced into two pieces and the meal begins.
This is what I was supposed to memorize and deliver:
As you can see, it is not written (nor delivered) in English, but in Old Scots language.Address to a Haggis
Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o the puddin'-race!
Aboon them a' ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye worthy o' a grace
As lang's my arm.
The groaning trencher there ye fill,
Your hurdies like a distant hill,
Your pin wad help to mend a mill
In time o need,
While thro your pores the dews distil
Like amber bead.
His knife see rustic Labour dight,
An cut you up wi ready slight,
Trenching your gushing entrails bright,
Like onie ditch;
And then, O what a glorious sight,
Warm-reekin, rich!
Then, horn for horn, they stretch an strive:
Deil tak the hindmost, on they drive,
Till a' their weel-swall'd kytes belyve
Are bent like drums;
The auld Guidman, maist like to rive,
'Bethankit' hums.
Is there that owre his French ragout,
Or olio that wad staw a sow,
Or fricassee wad mak her spew
Wi perfect scunner,
Looks down wi sneering, scornfu view
On sic a dinner?
Poor devil! see him owre his trash,
As feckless as a wither'd rash,
His spindle shank a guid whip-lash,
His nieve a nit;
Thro bloody flood or field to dash,
O how unfit!
But mark the Rustic, haggis-fed,
The trembling earth resounds his tread,
Clap in his walie nieve a blade,
He'll make it whissle;
An legs an arms, an heads will sned,
Like taps o thrissle.
Ye Pow'rs, wha mak mankind your care,
And dish them out their bill o fare,
Auld Scotland wants nae skinking ware
That jaups in luggies:
But, if ye wish her gratefu prayer,
Gie her a Haggis
Being the amazing Renaissance man that I am, I took the challenge, and for about three months, I practiced my Scottish accent, with the help of Vanessa and Elise's local Scottish babysitter.
I practiced and practiced, and she damned near died laughing most of the times... but towards the end she told me that I was pretty good and that I sounded like someone "from the Orkneys..."
On Burns' Night I arrived at the magnificent Victorian building that is the Brechin's Mechanics Hall, wearing my official US Navy kilt with the official US Navy tartan, ready for Freddy and confident about the challenge ahead.
And yes, my babysitter had advised me (as all Scots do to newbies just to screw with them) that I was supposed to go commando under the tartan, which I did, and which caused a nightmarish next-morning shower event worth of its own story).
Scots are some of the friendliest people on this planet and Scotland is easily the most beautiful land on that same planet, and as a key part of the Night, everyone wanted to treat me to a drink.
That where the problem started.
I got there on an empty stomach about 7PM, you see... and to make things worse, I don't really like Scotch, single malt or otherwise... I know, I know... heresy.
But as a good guest, I accepted the dozens of Scotches delivered to me by the region's nicest gentlemen, and of course, everyone had a toast, and so... ahhh, I drank a lot of Scotland's best-known product.
The only issue to my spectacular abilities to hold my booze was the fact that the haggis wasn't actually delivered until 11PM, and by then I was three sheets to the wind and as drunk as I have ever been but a hundred times worse!
I actually like haggis and whenever it is on the menu (here or there) I usually order it... most of you would gag if you knew what it is... cough, cough... so that's not the storyline here.
Anyway, around 11PM, I was tipped that the haggis was being delivered... the bagpipes began to cry that spectacular sound of the Celtic world, and the huge platter arrived.
I walked unsteadily towards it, grabbed the large, sharp knife, and as protocol calls for, began waving it around while I started, in my best Scottish accent, to pay homage to the haggis while at the same time trying not to slice off my ears.
The hall was silent, and a couple of hundred people followed my every word and movement of the knife, sculpting invisible shapes in the air.
And then, as called for, I stabbed the beast and cut it in two.
The hall exploded in applause and I walked back to my table... so far so good... other than the unexplained laughter.
Mr. Stewart, who was sitting next to me, was standing and clapping furiously, as was everyone else. This by itself, my addled brain registered, was curious, as Scots are great people, but rather reserved. To my slight alarm, I also noted that he was laughing really, really, really hard.
So hard, in fact, that tears were running down his face.
Oh, oh....
He slapped my back as he hugged me and continued to laugh, and placed yet another single malt on my hand.
"That was great!" (sounds like "gret" in Scottish) he shouted above the din, as tears ran down his handsome face, "We've never heard 'Address to a Haggis' recited in a Japanese accent before!"
"What a gret ideee!"
Put yourself in my place for a moment here... there are a couple of hundred Scots thinking that I just pulled a comedy routine on their sacred ode, and they're laughing their ass off, so it must have worked... right???
"I practiced like crazy," I said, suddenly quite sober.
And that's the story of how this guy delivered on a Burns' Night in Brechin, Scotland, got drunk on his ass, made a lot of really good, decent Scottish men laugh, and had a most memorable night.
The story of how I got home, as I clearly couldn't and didn't drive, is a story for another day... suffice it to say that thistles usually grow on the side of most Scottish back roads and that if you brush against them, you are really fucked for a while.
Scotch and thistles don't mix well on a really dark night in the Scottish country side.
Campello gets reviewed
The cast all put in solid performances without a single weak link, but special mention goes out to Elise Torralbo. Playing Olive Ostrovsky. Torralbo is no stranger to TMP, as she was seen in last year’s production of “Shout! The Mod Musical” and takes center stage here with a heartfelt rendition of “The I Love You Song,” and some surprising rope climbing antics that steal the show in “Life is Pandemonium.” Though Torralbo gets the spotlight, everyone in the cast puts in a strong performance...Read the review by Derek Shuck in the Tacoma Weekly here.
Also:
Elise Torralbo plays Olive Ostrovsky (except for the shows of January 23 to 25, when Rachel Roewer takes on the role). Olive’s mother is on retreat in India, learning to be enlightened while her father is once again late to one of her events due to work. Torralbo wrings sympathy from the audience as the poor little ignored child who turns her desire for parental affection to her only friend, the dictionary.Read the review by Lynn Geyer at the Suburban Times here.
Saturday, January 24, 2015
Deadline is tomorrow!
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SELECT 2015 Opening
LOCATION: Artisphere, 1101 Wilson Blvd, Arlington, VA
OTHER SELECT 2015 EVENTS
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6:30-8pm
6:30-8pm
Art Scam Alert!
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Change in Cuba... NOT
Prior to the U.S. delegation arriving in Havana, Castro's mouthpiece, Granma, listed (as Cubans say, "con cara dura") its conditions for "normalization." They are:
1. Repealing the Cuban Adjustment Act.
2. Lifting the embargo.
3. Removing Cuba from the "state-sponsors of terrorism" list.
4. Recognizing the Castro regime's "official NGOs" -- e.g. Committees for Defense of the Revolution, Youth Communist League.
5. Compensating "damages" caused by the embargo.
6. Ending the Cuban Medical Professional Parole Program.
7. Opening embassies in Havana and Washington, D.C.
So what does the Cuban regime have to do in return for all these demands of the Obama Administration?
Nothing, of course.
Asked whether Cuba's regime might at least examine how to expand freedoms to help the Obama pitch Congress on lifting the embargo, Castro's top negotiator Josefina Vidal said:
"Absolutely not. Change in Cuba isn't negotiable."
Details here.
PostSecret
These days Warren travels all over the same globe (not to B612 yet) discussing and showcasing his spectacular project., but we can also hear him on the air... he has been invited by Andy to be on Business Matters on WPFW - this coming Monday morning at 9AM.
And tomorrow on Sunday, he’ll be talking about secrets on NPR’s TED Radio Hour at 11 AM on WAMU. The audio is live on the web already: http://n.pr/1y7Zv46
Artomatic 2015
“Artomatic is collaborating again with our Sister City Sunderland England, the Inter-American Development Bank (IDB), Solas Nua and others in advance of an International Artomatic in the 3rd quarter of 2015 on the campus of Walter Reed Army Medical Center (WRAMC).”More as I find out more...
Primal Connections
Deanna Schwartzberg’s exhibit of paintings; Primal Connections, will hold an opening reception at The Art Museum of the Americas, OAS/ AMA F Street Gallery, 1889 F street, NW, Washington, DC 20006, on Wednesday, January 28, 2015 at 6:00 to 8:00 PM.
In the paintings of Deanna Schwartzberg we contemplate the sensuality of nature and the human form. In her larger works elements of nature merge with the figure reaffirming her belief that humankind and the environment are inseparable. Included in the exhibit is an installation of 28 small paintings of faces inspired by her poem, “Primal connections”. In the poem she uses a female voice, her own, to express our relationship with nature. These works don’t seek to illustrate the poem as much as to find their own poetic rhythm to illuminate the flux and flow of humanity and the natural world. Schwartzberg’s art sets up a dynamic of color, light and form that sweeps through the canvas suggesting the sweep of natural phenomena and the role of humanity as part of this display.
Friday, January 23, 2015
Opportunities for Artists
The deadline to apply is February 15. Here are the links to the webpage, the prospectus (in PDF) and the online application site:
http://www.eastcityart.com/emulsion/
http://www.eastcityart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/prospectus-2015.pdf
https://emulsion.submittable.com/
Thursday, January 22, 2015
Washington Post's continuing the downward path
From: "Orndorff, Amy" <Amy.Orndorff@washpost.com>
Date: January 22, 2015 at 5:38:38 PM EST
To: "Orndorff, Amy" <Amy.Orndorff@washpost.com>
Subject: Changes to the Weekend sectionHi all,I wanted to reach out to everyone before our section hits doorsteps tomorrow and let you all know about significant changes to the listings.This was a free service for many years and we loved doing it, but for various reasons we are having to make significant changes to the way we do it. We have to cut newsprint due to rising costs, and we see the most value for our readers in the stories that we do.With that in mind we are eliminating the following lists: Et cetera, For Families, Galleries and Art Spaces.In the coming weeks we will be dramatically reducing the rest of the lists -- Nightclubs, Concerts, Museums, Theater and Film. For those of you with venues that have multiple kinds of events, you will be seeing more emails from me soon about what is going to happen next.Anything already submitted for the Style and Arts Guide will be printed and/or published online.Thank you,Amy
Wednesday, January 21, 2015
Opportunity for Photographers
A Juried Photography Exhibition About Washington, DC
Juror: Peter Garfield, Award-Winning Photographer for Washingtonian, Smithsonian, The Washington Post
"MY LITTLE TOWN" is a juried photography exhibition about Washington, DC. We are all familiar with the iconic images of Washington, DC. But what does our city mean to you? Show us the neighborhoods. Send us pics of your favorite haunts. Show us how you have made the big city "your town."1. Submit up to five (5) jpg images photographs to photoworks.gallery@gmail.com
2. Pay submission fee of $40 at http://glenechophotoworks.org/2014/12/10/call-entries-little-town/
3. Visit glenechophotoworks on Facebook for rules and guidelines: https://www.facebook.com/glenechophotoworks
WEBSITE LINK: http://glenechophotoworks.org/2014/12/10/call-entries-little-town/ FB LINK: https://www.facebook.com/glenechophotoworks
Forgery ring busted
Spain's Civil Guard has arrested three people in the cities of Zaragoza and Tarragona for trying to sell fake Joan Miró, Pablo Picasso, and Henri Matisse drawings, El PaÃs reports. They have been charged with crimes against intellectual property and fraud.It is the culmination of Operación Mirones (Operation Voyeurs), launched in July 2014 to put an end to an art forgery ring. The investigation kicked off during a routine check at the border control in Lleida, when the Civil Guard stopped an Andorran resident carrying a series of Miró drawings and their certificates of authenticity. The agents, suspicious, asked experts to analyze the works, which were confirmed to be fake.
Tuesday, January 20, 2015
New searchable resource for lost, stolen and disputed works of art and cultural heritage
The ArtClaim Database will launch publicly today after 12 months of development in consultation with art market, law enforcement and insurance professionals. In response to their needs, the Database offers new ways of identifying and recording interests attached to works of art.
The ArtClaim Database brings innovative technological solutions to art-based due diligence, offering fully-integrated image recognition technology and a total of over 500 possible data fields for every item registered or searched. Their inclusion provides greater transparency and less risk to transactions by identifying and recording the widest range of obstructions to clear title.
Users of the Database are offered four services: a search facility, registration of items, instant alerts and collection management. These services are overseen by ArtClaim’s international team of provenance research specialists and art market analysts. Currently around 5,000 items a week from a range of new, historic and exclusive data sources around the world are being added to the Database.
Christopher Marinello, CEO of Art Recovery Group, said:
“We are extremely proud of the ArtClaim Database and the progress that it represents for this area of the art market. As the issues attached to objects grow in complexity there has to be a solution that is able to adapt in identifying them.
Our ArtClaim database has been developed to meet both the needs of the current market and those of the future – a future in which we aspire to be assisting every significant art transaction in the world.”
In the month following this launch all ArtClaim services will be free to use. Thereafter, loss records for uniquely-identifiable objects will always be free to register on the ArtClaim Database and competitive fees will apply to search requests and registrations for works on loan or in storage.
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