Blame it on my Navy training

Email from a major Miami glossy magazine comes in yesterday: 

 

"Need 200 words and an image on ABMB week... can you do it?"

 

I respond yes.

 

Just sent it...

 

Shocked editor responds: 

 

"WOW, my favorite new writer. You have no idea how many weeks of pulling teeth it takes me to get 60 words from some people."