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I just submitted my essay on how me winning this house will make the world a better place.
To Whom It May Concern:
If I am awarded this house, then I will make the world a better place by hiring the Saudi Binladin Group, a global construction and equity management conglomerate, to construct a Gitmo-style torture chamber in its basement where Dick Cheney will be waterboarded 89 times a day by Keith Olbermann until Cheney finally admits that he shot that Texas lawyer friend of his on purpose.
Good grief.
ReplyDeleteIs Jessica Dawson and the Washington Post being hired to draft art contest rules these days?
There's a Rule 8 embedded in the fine print:
'All essays become the property of the contest and will not be returned. All rights assigned.'
Plus, they want a $50 fee for the right to claim each essay!
http://artistswinthishouse.blogspot.com/2009/12/basic-info.html
I just submitted my essay on how me winning this house will make the world a better place.
To Whom It May Concern:
If I am awarded this house, then I will make the world a better place by hiring the Saudi Binladin Group, a global construction and equity management conglomerate, to construct a Gitmo-style torture chamber in its basement where Dick Cheney will be waterboarded 89 times a day by Keith Olbermann until Cheney finally admits that he shot that Texas lawyer friend of his on purpose.
Respectfully,
James W. Bailey
Bailey, Bailey, Bailey...
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