Imagine all the people

Who would have crowded the Hirshhorn Museum's Sculpture Garden on the National Mall had they known ahead of time that today, between 2:30 and 2:45pm, Yoko Ono dedicated a "Wish Tree for Washington D.C." in the Hirshhorn Museum’s Sculpture Garden as part of "Yoko Ono: Imagine Peace.”

According to the press release (sent out a few days ago):

This ongoing series, which she began in the 1990s, encourages the public to become participants in the art making process by inviting visitors to write wishes on paper and tie them to the tree. The dedication will begin with Ono tying the first wish onto the Hirshhorn’s tree. Ono will exhibit 10 trees around Washington, D.C., for the 2007 Cherry Blossom Festival.

The dedication was open to the press, but not to the public (unless I imagine, a tourist or two happened to be there and someone shouted “Hey there’s that lady who broke up the Beatles”).

As most Beatlephiles will testify, Ono was quite a revolutionary and imaginative artist prior to meeting and eventually becoming wife to John Lennon, and then having a best-selling Beatle ballad written about her wedding.

As it unfairly happens to most celebrities, I suspect that now Ono struggles to be recognized as an artist first, rather than a celebrity who also happens to be an artist. In her case she was a respected artist first and foremost, and her peripheral Beatle fame, in her case, was probably an artistic curse to her.

This DC project by Ono is part of “Street Scenes: Project for DC,” a public art program curated by Nora Halpern and Welmoed Laanstra. The trees will be installed at the steps of the Jefferson Memorial at the Tidal Basin as part of the National Cherry Blossom Festival, at THEARC in Anacostia, and at the Hirshhorn Museum and Sculpture Garden on the National Mall.

In addition, Ms. Ono will visit the site at the Japanese Lantern Lawn, just west of the Kutz Bridge at Independence Avenue & 17th Street. SW, on the other side of the Tidal Basin, where the first now famous DC cherry blossoms were planted in 1912. The artist will ask participants to "whisper a wish to the bark of the trees."

Someone needs to confirm an urban legend for me about the 1912 cherry trees. When I was a student at the University of Washington in Seattle, I was told that the cherry trees on the campus (there are hundreds and hundreds of them) were also a gift of Japan, and that sometime in the early 20th century, not long after they were planted in Washington, the DC cherry trees all died of some tree disease and then a new set of cherry trees were transplanted from the UW campus and replanted in DC to replace the original trees. Does anyone know if this is true?

Ms. Ono will also present text pieces, including disseminating “Imagine Peace” posters, and ribbons that read, “this line is a part of a very large circle.” These textual artworks will be free to the public and will be distributed at three locations: the Hirshhorn Museum and Sculpture Garden, THEARC and Provisions Library.

Can someone grab one for me?

An “Imagine Peace” billboard will be installed on the Verizon Center (at the intersection of 7th Street and G Street, NW) and will be on display through April 30, 2007, and a poster page was placed in the March 29 edition of The Washington Post Express.

“This project,” say Street Scenes co-curators Nora Halpern and Welmoed Laanstra, “is part of our effort to turn the streets of Washington, DC, into a living art gallery. For more info call 301-651-8275."

The Beatles - The Ballad Of John And Yoko

Standing in the dock at Southampton,
Trying to get to Holland or France.
The man in the mac said, "You've got to turn back."
You know they didn't even give us a chance.

Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
They're going to crucify me.

Finally made the plane into Paris,
Honey mooning down by the Seine.
Peter Brown called to say,
"You can make it O.K.,
You can get married in Gibraltar, near Spain."

Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
They're going to crucify me.

Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton,
Talking in our beds for a week.
The newspapers said, "Say what you doing in bed?"
I said, "We're only trying to get us some peace."

Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
They're going to crucify me.

Saving up your money for a rainy day,
Giving all your clothes to charity.
Last night the wife said,
"Oh boy, when you're dead
You don't take nothing with you
But your soul - think!"
Made a lightning trip to Vienna,
eating chocolate cake in a bag.
The newspapers said, "She's gone to his head,
They look just like two gurus in drag."

Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
They're going to crucify me.

Caught an early plane back to London.
Fifty acorns tied in a sack.
The men from the press said, "We wish you success,
It's good to have the both of you back."

Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
They're going to crucify me.
The way things are going
They're going to crucify me.

Update: Capps with a super funny report on Mrs. Lennon's performance(s). Read it here.