Saturday, June 12, 2010

Mr. President, please do something...

BP oil disaster by F. Lennox Campello

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe Tim Tate can fix it.

Lenny said...

Interesting IP address and person with the Anon comment, but I will respect your privacy.

And such a good idea! Maybe the Prez can have Tim make a huge glass dome and drop it on top of the burst oil pipes.

Or he can direct the Navy to send their expert sub recovery teams to the scene.

Or he can direct all the oil skimmers in the US head to the Gulf.

Or he can direct whatever government agency is in the way, to get the fuck out of the way so that the LA governor can do what he wants to do to protect his state.

Or he could send an emergency bill to Congress to authorize the hiring and paying (and then we send BP the bill afterwards) of 100,000 people to clean up the beaches and affected areas of the disaster.

But what do I know... I'm just a cheerleader in chief...